Is it just me, or does that Mark Undercover-Copper bollix have the sort of face one could merrily slap? Smug cod-Levellers-i've-a-tribal-tattoo-and-i'm-a-vegan wanker.

(Perhaps I shall assume that everyone at the next Bristol Anarchist Bookfair is in the Polis. That'll wind the buggers up.)

How many calories are there in mucous? I think I'm getting fat on a non-stop diet of the stuff.

Lordy. A self-fuelling reaction. That's really quite wrong.

(Especially ones that feature Ivor Cutler)

http://www.kidcarpet.co.uk/media/jump.mp3